Advertising Sexuality

You do not know how to build a web page? am sure there are lots of nice people out there happy to take your profits to build you a nice web site. Ignore the fact that they have never built one for the adult industry, a website is just an internet site. How hard can it be? Never mind, I am sure your nephew Wayne can do it. He is good with that Facebook and YouTube stuff. Oh, it is a bit more complicated than that? I

But then you will be on Google and the phone will just ring off the hook with hookers asking to join you and adult males desperate to pay profits for a quick shag … ah, you can not find your site? It is probably on page 69 (which is ironic) because it is a new site with no backlinks to it (what are backlinks? Oops!).

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So you get some cards made up. Being smart you probably use a local designer and printer because that will be cheaper than using someone like Vistaprint. So you pay a couple of hundred to the designer and the same to get them printed, instead of fifty through the web. But they do look nice. So all you will need to do now is put them in all the bars. Or hand them out to people. But you do not have the nerve or the touts for bars and clubs in the good locations chase you off. But people will not let you.

So you put them in car windows, only to find that there are half a dozen cards already there and that yours are removed after fifteen minutes by the next person to come along.

Hmm … apparently it just isn’t quite that easy.

Because sexual activity consistently will sell, so all you need is some females who can fog a mirror, right? And let us ignore the fact that they have professional drivers, credit card facilities, people who refer them business, repeat clients. Men will never fail to purchase sexual activity, so all you need is to offer it to them. Right? For now let us ignore the fact that if you do set up some place like Madrid or Barcelona you will be competing with world-class firms such as 2nd Circle. And that they will probably be able to attract far more attractive and alluring girls than you can.

And on the off chance that you do actually get a call from someone who happens to find something you have done a place, you do not have any escort hotties in Madrid or Barcelona anyway.

If sex always easily sells, and dudes will always purchase sexual practice, how hard will it be to get huge volumes of profits with not much effort? All you will need to do is get a handful of girls to do work for you, do some advertising, maybe set up a web page, and that is it really. Thus it must definitely be easy owning an escort agency therefore.

Particularly if you are working in around such as Madrid or with hot escort babes in Barcelona, where the Spanish laws mean that purchasing and offering for sale fornication is thoroughly lawful (They literally have no ordinances with regards to it 1 way or another ). You will then relax, order your mirror finish hustler Range Rover with the pink leather upholstery and commence jamming dinero in your safety deposit box?

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“Sexuality easily sells” they proclaim. “You can continually easily sell fornication” they declare. “Guy will continually purchase sexuality” purportedly. Or my own treasured from the best TV series that almost no-one saw, Banshee; “Dudes will shell out money for tits until they are broke or dead”.

But it is fine. Fornication consistently sells. Adult male will spend for tits until they are broke or dead. Go you … good luck.

Well, yes. But how do you offer it to them? The internet! That is the way to do it, obviously. Everyone knows that the world wide web is basically operated by cats to offer men the chance to get their rocks off. So get a site written and built (by moggies) and off you go.

The next move is for you to place an advert in the local paper, because you can in Spain. Now the phone will ring off the hook! Except that because easily selling sexuality is legal in Spain, and because sex definitely easily sells, there are fourteen pages of classified advertisements just like yours, with women easily selling blowjobs for twenty euros.

By the way, putting those photos of Beyonce and Billie Piper on your new site because you have no actual ladies? Not your best move. Enjoy the costs from the lawyers for that idea.